Here There Be Dragons

In the unending quest to make Valerie read novels on a deadline, a movie based on the best-selling fantasy book Eragon is coming to theaters on December 15.

It would be nice if this were something to get particularly excited about, but Valerie is highly prejudiced against Jeremy Irons after the disastrous Dungeons & Dragons movie. She likes to pretend that it didn't happen. However, John Malkovich and Robert Carlyle also star, so maybe it won't be a total disaster.