When You Wanna Go Wii

Valerie would like to report that thanks to Nintendo not sucking like Sony, she is now the excited owner of a Wii, plus the new Legend of Zelda game and Red Steel. Her amazing husband procured this bounty for her, but in a Scroogelike turn is refusing to allow her to open anything until Christmas. If either Hannukah or Kwanzaa occur sooner than Christmas, Valerie may find religion and demand her ill-gotten gains immediately.

As soon as the system is opened, she will post a fanboy-like commentary of how much she loves everything. Meanwhile, you and she will have to wait.