Where in the world are Liz and Valerie?

It has been nearly a month since the last update, loyal Candle readers. Liz and Valerie have been working long, hard hours at their respective jobs, and they will likely continue to do so for some time to come. Such is the life of the young and hungry, who have to fulfill important bodily requirements like fried chicken and Netflix.

But take heart, for things will not be so forever. Put down the remote. Don't click over to YouTube to watch Handbanana again, because that is sick. Just keep hitting Refresh and it will all work out.