You are not Andy Lau

Best article today. Check out the video of Andy Lau defending a fan from his own security guards.

Heath Ledger is dead

Why mince words? He was found with pills. He was 28 years old.

Valerie remembers him best, ironically, from Ten Things I Hate About You. Thankfully, he finished filming The Dark Knight so they don't have to pull a Brandon Lee on him.

He was a brilliant actor with a bright past and a brighter future. This is extremely sad, especially for his little girl. Wake up, people: suicide is not the answer, whatever the question might be.

Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist.

Oh, but they do. At least, scientists in Uruguay believe they have found the fossilized skull of a huge rodent. By huge, they're thinking about the size of a bull, with big front teeth like a beaver. The kind folks at the BBC have all your ROUS needs covered.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Strike Back?

News flash: the final Harry Potter book will likely be made into two films rather than just one, according to "a source" who must not be named. There is simply too much happening in the 784 pages of the book to be contained in one movie, says the mystery person. Valerie thinks that maybe if all of the camping scenes were cut out, the movie wouldn't need to be so long, but she is probably in the minority.